What can be said about Chuckles...

There is a theory that he was made 5000 years ago by a race of super intelligent apes, then sent into the future to go among the humans and watch their development. They bred a human in a vat and injected the fetus with strange genetic material. Chuckles was the result. But their experiment went wrong and he gave in to his human cravings and now walks amongst the oblivious population.

Them: Is there any truth to the rumor that you were created by super intelligent apes?
Chuckles: Are ripe bananas yellow? Did Newton really like figs? Anything is possible.

Them: Does your name have any significance in the ape society?
Chuckles: Of course. It means "He who has the wisdom of The Eternal Marmot"

Them: The Eternal Marmot? What exactly is that?
Chuckles: DO NOT SPEAK OF THE MARMOT YOU INSOLENT DOG! Only the faithful may speak of such things.

Them: Sorry! Sorry!