One day, as Chester arrived at work,
he found a severance notice on his locker. His boss was accusing him
of being drunk and high on the job. He was enraged! The boss was out
for coffee so Chester went home and got the flame-thrower out of his
closet. He went back to the post office and decided to flush his boss
out of the building.
|
![]() |
![]() |
Chester's plan worked. His boss was
flushed out of the burning building. But Chester's flame-thrower was
out of fuel! He looked around and spotted a meat delivery truck. He
grabbed a giant meat cleaver and ran after his boss. His boss tried
to hide behind his secretary but it didn't make a difference to Chester.
Sheila the snake just watched in horror. She couldn't do anything because
she had no arms.
|
After 15 minutes of mutilating his boss
and the secretary, Chester was brought down by the police. It took 8
officers in full riot gear using mace and tasers to restrain him. He
was taken before a judge and sentenced to life in prison without the
possibility of parole. When he reached the prison, the fear of being
caged caused Chester to incite a riot. During the riot he made his escape.
Many of his fellow prisoners and some of the guards were burned to death
in the fires.
|
![]() |
![]() |
Only one police car followed Chester
as he made his escape. They thought it would be easy to catch the little
monkey, but Chester had a plan. He quickly ditched the prison uniform
and made a quick call to his buddy Grommet the gopher. As the police
closed in on him, Chester jumped into a ditch. He yelled to Grommet
to take out the cops. Grommet centered his laser site and sent a hail
of bullets from his M60 into the police car. The surprised cops never
knew what hit them. Chester was free!
|
[Chester concept created by Chuckles and Tom Hoelscher]