Born around the time when the Year 2000 Bug was being invented, The Rude Mexican began life in a carefree way, as was the custom of the times.

He grew up believing that everything was well ordered, and organized pragmatically according to strict systems. His first indication that perhaps things were not in such good shape was when he realized that he was neither unnecessarily rude, nor a native of Mexico. In fact, his only grasp of the Spanish language consisted of a small collection of nonsensical phrases and untranslatable words which were only humorous
A) while intoxicated,
B) when sober people thought he was being serious, or
C) when naked and attempting to assign nicknames to various landmarks.

Thusly begun, The Rude Mexican realized all too late in life that not only did he fail to understand people of any nationality, but nobody seemed to understand him either.